Fasting for New Generation: Living 1 Day without - 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. Facebook 4. Electricity 5. Internet
Facebook is now like home, if you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident
American farts & says: Excuse me? Britishers farts & says: Pardon me! Japanese farts & says: Forgive me but Indian farts & says: Not me!
New age poem Chatting chatting.? Yes Papaaa. With new girl frnds.? No Papaaa. Telling lies.? No Papaaa. Open ur facebook.. Ha ha ha.
a mind blowing fact:no mater whether boys ride 220cc pulsur or 350cc royal enfields, it cannot overtake a beautiful girl's 80cc scooty....!!!
Fighting styles. . . . . . 1980's nukkad pe mil tu ! . . . . . 1990's adde pe aa tu, batata hu .... . . . . 2000's sports club me mil tu dekhta hu tujhe ! . . . . . . . . . . . 2011's ab aa sale tu facebook pe aise aise comment krunga , saala account he delete krna padega.
No Quality+No Style=Laloo No Quality but Style=Sania, Quality but No Style=Abdul kalam. Quality+Style =? Guess.... One N only ....Me...Myself :)
3"GADHE Zoo Se Farar Ho Gaye He. 1 TV"Dekh Raha He 2 Football"Khel Raha He 3rd Nahi Aap Nahi, Hamesha Aisa Hi Kyu Sochte Ho? Wo Mil Nahi Raha..
Zindagi me kabhi haar na mano, Apni life me itna aage badho, Itna aage badho, Ke aage wala pareshan hokar kahe...., "ekdam kapaare par chadh jaeibe kaa ".
ek sher arz hai . . . . . . . . . . . Udhar bhi sitam ho gaya.... . . . . . . . . . . . Udhar bhi sitam ho gaya... . . . . . . . . . . Jyada buttan mat dabao msg khatam ho gaya.
The worlds most funny moment: An insecure girl nervously asks her guy to describe her in one word..! She silently prays that he would say something nice like... Gorgeous Sweet, Cute, Beautiful, etc.... The guy looks up, meets her eyes and with a half crooked smile says..... "MINE".....!!.....................................John Abraham
A Picture Can Describe Thousand Words ....! But With The Help 0f Photo-shop ...It Can Tell Thousand Lies...
some theories where we differ from our teachers : > what they call "dumbness" we call" patience", > what they call "copying" we call "team work" > what they call "proxy" we call "commitment" > what they call "mass bunk" we call "unity" AND > what they call "friendship" we call "life"
Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness… You’ve got no comparisons
When u feel sad … To cheer up just go to the mirror and say … “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness … But don’t make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Orkut pe ladki patayi, Facebook pe bat chalayi, Twitter pe dad se milayi, Google pe shadi karai. Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya, Isi bahane computer course ho gaya
Never say I failed 99 times say I discovered 99 ways which causes failure" By:Thomas Alva ...Edison. . . . ....... . . . . . .... Moral: Beshram ho jana lekin apni galti mat maan na.
Mai ChandraMukhi Tu SurajMukhi Mai Tujh Se Dukhi Tu Mujh Se Dukhi ... To Fir Ek Kaam Kar Building Se Kud Ja Fir Tu Bi Sukhi Mai Bi Suki
Student ki note book k last page par kya milega?? Ans: 1. love ke % check karne wali game. 2. Pen ko chalane ke liye ki gayi lines. 3. silent class me bat karne k liye likhi gayi baatein. 4. exams k liye imps. 5. aadha page fata hua. 6. cross v/s zero game. 7. vacation me kya kya karna he uski list. 8. kis ko kitna udar lautana he ya lena he wo. 9. firne gaye the uska hisab. & Most Importantly... 10. Apna sign wid diff diff typs.... Happy Students Lyf..Its not boring frndzz..
Do ladkiyan baatein kar rahi thi ek gori aur ek kali Kali gori se: Tu kon si cream lagati hai Gori: "Fair & Lovely" aur tu piche baithe ladke ne bola : "Cherry Blossom"
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