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chutkule, chutkule sms in hindi

:: Sardar jokes in hindi ::

Sardarni: kitni baar kaha h raat ko phone charging pr mat rakha kro, blast ho jayega...
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Sardar: oye tu chinta mat karsoniye, mene battery nikal li h....
Ek samay do bahut milne wale dost rahte the.
Lekin ek din ek dost ka maut ho gayi aur police investigate karne ke liye aayi aur uske dost ko sawal poochne laga…
Police: “Tumhara dost kaise mara?”
Sardar: “ Pata nahi sahab, woh bola mere pet mein chuhe kud rahe hai to mene usko chuha marne ki dawa khila di.”

:: santa banta jokes in hindi ::

संता के घर एक बिल्ली रहती थी जिससे वह बहुत परेशान था. एक दिन संता उससे तंग आकर उसे कहीं छोड़कर आ गया पर संता के घर पहुंचने से पहले वह घर पहुंच गई. संता दुबारा उसको बाहर छोड़कर आया पर वह फिर से घर पर वापस आ गई. संता को बहुत गुस्सा आ गया और इस बार उसने बिल्ली को बहुत दूर ले जाकर छोड़ दिया. फिर थोड़ी देर बाद अपनी बीवी को फोन किया और पूछा कि क्या बिल्ली घर आ गई है. बीवी – “हां, वह पहुंच गई है.” संता- “उस कमीनी से बोल मुझे आकर ले जाए…… मैं रास्ता भूल गया हू

college life jokes


Collage Me 1 Ladki Aayi,
Dekh Ke Sabko Wo Ghabrayi
Sharmate Hue Jab Class Me Aayi,
Pucha Jab Mam Ne Naam To Woh
Jor Se Chillaayi..
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Naam
@Jalebi Baai@
Ek raat 2 baje bahot tez baarish ho rahi thi.
sardar ne ek aadmi ke ghar ki bell bajayi aur pucha: Dhakka laga doge kya?
... plz..... Aadmi neend mein tha isiliye mana kar ke andar aa gaya par use guilty feel hua.
socha baarish mein koi meri help na karta to?
Woh utha aur bahar jaa ke bola : kya tumhe ab bhi dhakka chahiye Srdarji?
Awaaz aayi: "HAAN". .
Thik hai sardarji, tum ho kahan?

Sardar bola: "YAHAN GARDEN ME JHULE PAR.
Teacher- jis aadmi ke dono hath nahi hote
use hindi aur english mey kya
khte hey?
student-hindi mey "thakur"
english mey "handsfree"
1Andha Police Me Bharti Hone K Liye Gaya,
Officer Ne Pucha Tumhe Hum Kis Liye Rakhe ?
Andhe Ne fauran Jawab Diya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Liye.
Ek Car ki Nilami
20 Lac
25
30
Car Tuiti Futi thi..
A Engg ask- Why this car are so costlty?
This car Met with 10 Accident,
Aur har baar sirf Biwi hi mari hai
Engg- 50 Lack
Dad- Whos this girl ??
Boy- ohh she is My girlfriend
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next day
Dad- now whos this "new" girl?
Boy-Rishta wohi Item Nayee....
Ragging k waqt ladko ne ek ladki se kaha
Ek sawal ka jawab do,
Patna kaha hai?
Ladki:- Bihar me.
Boys:- Yahi pat jao itne
dur jaane ki kya jarurat hai..!
Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?
When u c mirror & u don't laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!
&
When i look at u & i don't laugh,
thats called self control:-)
HARD-DISK woman:
She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
INTERNET woman: Difficult to access.
SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman: Also called “wife”; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don’t you will lose everything!!
Baap: Beta maine tere liye ek Ladki dekhi hai.Vo Roopavati, Gunavati aur Sheelavati hai.
Beta: Lekin Papa mai kisi aur se pyar karta hoon, Vo "Garbhavati" hai..
Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?



Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.
gabbar paida hote hi maa ne kan ke niche lagai baap kiyun mar rahi ho maa kambkhat paida hote hi puch raha hai kitne ADMI the
WHAT IS TENSION?
1 Sundr girl ne apse lift mangi
in the way uski tabiat kharab ho gyi.
u have to go to HOSPITAL for her.
Dr. Bola- ap baap ban ne wale ho.
LO JI HO GYI TENSION.
u said i m not of baby's father.
Then Girl Said Yhi iska baap hai.
AUR TENSION.
Police Come N Done Medical Of U.
Report Come That Aap kbi baap ban hi nai sakte.
APKO AUR TENSION.
U said Thank God. N Nikal gye.
fir socha k ghar pe jo do bache hain wo kis ke hain.
APKO AUR TENSION.
THIS IS THE TENSION.

very funny chutkule !!!!

1 Aadmi toillet me betha thaa achanak se u se sath wale toillet se awaaz aai
Kya hal hai ?
Admi ghabra kr bola - Theek hu
Phir awaaz aai
Kya kar rahe ho?
Admi - zaruri kaam se betha hu .
Phr awaaz aai
Main aa jau ??
Admi or ghabra k bola - Nahi nahi main akela hi theek hu.
Phir awaaz aai
Acha yaar main tumhe baad me call krta hu,, koi Harami saala sath wale toillet se mere har baat ka jawaab de raha hai :)


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