latest funny sms collection

June 23, 2012 Admin 0

latest funny sms collection

ANMOL VACHAN
Agar tumhe koI pathar Mareto tum usey Phool Maro:-(
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Par Dhyan Rahe...
Phool Gamle Sahit Hona Chahiye...!
GF: Wat R U Going 2Gift On My B'day?

Bf:Footbal

Gf: Bt I Dn't Play Footbal?

BF: kyu tune bi to mujhe books di thi...
Zindagi se agar bahut Pareshan ho gaye ho to,
1 Lambi Rassi lo aur 1 Bade Ped pe Baandh ke
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Jhula Jhulo Yaar!
Thoda Enjoy Karoo:-)
"Be;-
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NURSERY k student  ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.
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TEACHER-Ye kya kiya hai?
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STDNT-Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo Aa raha ho wahi karna.

hindi good sms

June 13, 2012 Admin 0
Main doondhta hu khud ko, mera koi rahnuma nai
wo kya deekhayenge raah mujhe, zinhe khud apna pta nahi
ye inke mandeer, ye inke maszeed, ye zaanseeno ki talabgaahe,,
gar inke khuda k ghar hai,,to inme mera khuda nahi!!
Bheegte rahe barishon me aksar,
kabhi mangi kisi se panah nhi,
hasratein puri na ho to na sahi,
per khwaab dekhna to koi gunah nahi..
Khaali Sheeshe Bhi Nishaan Rakhte Hai
Toote Dil Bhi Armaan Rakhte Hai
Jo Khamoshi Se Gujar Jaaye
Wo Dariya Bhi Dil Me Toofan Rakhte Hai
Mujhse ab ye 'JUDAI ka 'ZEHAR' pia nhi jata
'yaro'
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H0 Ske to
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Mujhe 2 glass
Anar Ka 'Juice' hi pila do
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/  suno
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'ICE' thoda jyada dalna
A very touching msg:

Us insaan se jyada bdnseeb is duniya me koun hoga....
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jiski maggi me msala na nikle...
oOo teri! 
Main zindgi bhar jisko chahta raha,
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Aaj us ka BACCHA mujhe aakar bola-
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DAD mujhe school Drop kar do.
MORAL:
Har koi apki tarh MAMA nhi ban jata.
Aaj Ki "PYARI_BAAT" Agar 1 haara hua Insan harne k bad b smile kre to Jitnewala apni Jeet ki khushi kho deta hThat's the POWER of SMILE 
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