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Santa Banta Jokes Very Funny

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan
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santa banta jokes | santa banta hindi jokes

Santa sharab pe k tala kholne lga, hath kapne k vajah s tala nahi khula Banta-tala me khol deta hon Santa-tala me khol lunga tu ghar pakad sala hil rha h 
Santa asked Banta - kya tumhare underwear mein suraakh hain?” Banta replied “No” Santa said - “tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay :)
 Santa - Mere friend ne chupke se mere mobile se meri girl friend ka no le liya Banta - Phir kya hua? Santa - Bewkuf kal raat se khud ki behan ko romantic message bhej raha hai
 Santa – I LOVE YOU means kya hota hai? Girl – Main tumse pyar karti hoon. Santa – Le ek question kya poochha, tu to mujhse pyar kar baithi “PAGLI”.
Santa: Muje Sanskrit Sikha do Pandit.Q? Santa: Devtao ki Bhasha H, Swrg Me Zrurt Pdegi Pandit: Agr Narak Gya To? S:Galiyo ka diploma delhi-belly se kr lia hai
Santa Bus stand jane ke kitne paise? Rikshwala 10Rs Santa: 2Rs mein chalega. Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega? Santa baith piche mai le jata hu
Santa: why people celebrate happy friendhsip day? Banta: I think this is only day 4 friendship & all 364 days just 4 funship.
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