Santa Banta Jokes Very Funny

August 31, 2011 Admin 0
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan

santa banta jokes | santa banta hindi jokes

August 29, 2011 Admin 0
Santa sharab pe k tala kholne lga, hath kapne k vajah s tala nahi
khula
Banta-tala me khol deta hon
Santa-tala me khol lunga tu ghar pakad sala hil rha h 
Santa asked Banta - kya tumhare underwear mein suraakh hain?” Banta replied “No” Santa said - “tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay :)
Santa - Mere friend ne chupke se mere mobile se meri girl friend ka

no le liya
Banta - Phir kya hua?
Santa - Bewkuf kal raat se khud ki behan ko romantic message bhej

raha hai
Santa – I LOVE YOU means kya hota hai?
Girl – Main tumse pyar karti hoon.
Santa – Le ek question kya poochha, tu to mujhse pyar kar baithi

“PAGLI”.
Santa: Muje Sanskrit Sikha do Pandit.Q? Santa: Devtao ki Bhasha H,

Swrg Me Zrurt Pdegi Pandit: Agr Narak Gya To? S:Galiyo ka diploma

delhi-belly se kr lia hai
Santa Bus stand jane ke kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith piche mai le jata hu
Santa: why people celebrate happy friendhsip day?
Banta: I think this is only day 4 friendship & all 364 days just 4 funship.