Category Archives: Naughty

naughty sms jokes | naughty sms in hindi

1 Maa 14 saal ki beti ka beg check kya 1 C@NDOM Mila maa: sharm nahi aati is umar me beg me ye kya rakhti ho? girl:to kya is umar me maa ban jau? 
truck Driver love kar raha tha. Ghalti se peeche daal diya Biwi boli: O ji truck galat godam me ja raha hai truck Driver : saali ab bata rahi hai jab diesel khatam hogaya
Wife Ne Ek Nayi Transparent Br@ Khridi Aur Pahan Ke Apne Husband Ke Aage Khadi Ho Gayi Husband: �Janu, Issme To Tum Bahut Sexy Lag Rahi Ho �Wife Sharmate Hue: �Pata Hai, Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha Tha
 us ne kaha or dabao, main dabaya, us ne kaha or dabao, main ne or dabaya, us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya, us ne kaha pent bhi nikal do phir dabao, main ne phir dabaya . . . ? dekha ho gya na suit case band:) 
teri sula ke lu? ya bitha ke lu? ya tujhe karu khada ya fir teri juka-jukake lu? ab tu hi bata ki mein teri… photo kaise lu. 
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai :)
Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon. Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye. Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein p@nty lekar aata. 
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga. Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai. Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai. 
Pregnant gal se Doc ne pucha: Yeh kab hua? Gal: Jab Mom n Dad film dekhne gaye the, mera friend ghar aaya tha. Doc: Tum saath kyon nahin gayi? Gal: Adult movie thi... 
Palat k Dekh Jaalim, Tamanna hum bhi rakhte hai, Husn tum rakhti ho to jawaani hum bhi rakhte hai, Gehrai tum rakhti ho to Lambai hum bhi rakhte hai. 
Ladki apni marzi se de to Pyar, Dost dilaen to Uphaar, Ghar wale dilaen to Sanskaar Aur hum apne aap le lein to Balatkaar 
Jeeto: Kal chor aya aur mere sath sex karke chala gaya. Santa: Tumne use roka nahi?Jeeto: Bahut kaha rukne ke liye, bola kal phir aaunga. 
Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha ?93.5 Red FM? To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho 
Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard ke saath sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why? Kyonki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!! 
Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun? Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu. 
Dhobi police se: Banta ne meri biwi ki ijjat luti!! Banta: Main press karwane gaya tha, dhobi ne kaha main khana kha raha hoon, istri garm hai mar lo! 
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Naughty sms | Naughty Jokes

A Boy Disturbs a Girl At Bus Stop Girl:Don't you've Mother n Sister at Home? Boy: No . . Girl: To Ghar Le Chal Na Pagal, Yahan Time Pass Kyon Kar Raha Hai. :)
 PROCEED ONLY IF YOU ARE 18 OR ABOVE: . . . . . . . . . . Donate Blood... You Can Save Life...Naughty sms
Girl- aj mat dalo boy- kyo? girl-kal tum daal k so gya. bahut dard hua, me puri raat maslti rahi or pani bhi nikalta rha mujhe lagata hai ye EYE DROP BEKAR HAI
Ladies/Girl ke sath log kaise baat karte hai Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu ? Dhobi: Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Mai Abhi aata hoon.... Xerox Wala: Aage Piche dono Taraf Se Karu, Ya Sirf ek Side Se... Fruit wala : Kele ka size to dekho, dil khush ho jayega..... Bank wala : So so ke du tu chalega ? Auto wala : Aage se nahi jayega, pichese lu ? Paper wala : Kal me neeche se dal ke gaya tha..
Angel: what do u want? Boy: a very beautiful girl. Angel: if u r a Muslim I'll give u Katrina, if u r a Hindu I'll give u Kareena, if u r a Christian I'll give u Genelia, what's ur name? Boy: Abdul Vijay Fernandes. Angel:- Rakhii SSawant de saale ko. Bahut oversmart ban raha hai .
Amma: Rajini, Solar Heater se pani garam nahi ho raha hai.. Rajinikanth: Ruko Amma, Abhi Suraj ko thik karke aata hoon... :)
Indian Athlete lost Gold Medal in Long Jump... Santa read this news and got angry.. Santa: Who Told him to wear Gold Medal while Jumping??
Katil:Try Karna Mujhe Umar Kaid ho, Faansi Nahi.. Sardar: Don't Worry... After Court Katil:Kya Hua?? Sardar:Bahut Mushqil se Umar Kaid Mili, Saale Riha kar rahe the!! Naughty Jokes !!
2 Bhoot apas mein Baat karte hai... Kitni Ajeeb Baat hai na, Ladke Marne ke baad Bhoot ban jaate hai.,, Lekin Ladkiyan.. CHUDEL ki CHUDEL hi Rehti hai.. :)
Coffee Time Fun: A Trainee In An MNC Dialed The CEO By Mistake & Said: Hey, Send A Coffee To Accounts Dept. Do It Fast.. CEO: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking??? Trainee: No!!! CEO: I'm The CEO Of This Company... Trainee: Do U Know With Whom R U Talking??? Confused CEO Answers Slowly: No... Trainee: Thank God!!! Disconnected The Phone & Said: All Is Well..
Santa ne Exam sheet par Potty karke Teacher ke Haath mein Thama Di.. Teacher: Chi.... Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Sir, Aapne hi to kaha tha, "Jo Pehle Aa Raha Hai Vo Kardo..
Unki Gali ke Chakkar Kaat Kaat kar, Kutte bhi hamare Yaar ho gaye... Woh to Hamare ho na Sake, Lekin Hum un Kutton ke Sardar ho gaye..
Santa Kele Ke Chilke Se Fisal Kar Gir Gaya... Aage Fir Dusre Chilke Se Fisal Kar Gir Gaya... Aage Ek Aur Chilke Ko Dekh Kar Bola, . . . Shit Yaar, Ab Fir Se Girna Pagega..!! 
Once a boy asked God, "Is it wrong to sleep with a girl before marriage?" God replied, "No it is not, but the problem is that you guys don't sleep!!
GirlFrnd Apne Boyfrnd Se- Mai maa banne wali hu. BoyFrnd- Naheeeeeeeeee.. Aisa nhi ho skta.. Maine to kuch bhi nhi kiya. GirlFrnd- Abe sun to le.. Tere baap ne mujhe purpose kiya h, Mai TERI MAA BANNE WALI HU.
Girl : Tum ladke kisi bhi ladki me sabse pehle kya dekhte ho? Boy : Ye to depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai!!
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi. Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo. Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye. Boy : Aur lo gee. Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. 
BOY- bus train aur ladki ek aati hai to dusri jati hai. GIRL- auto riksha or ladka ek bulao to char chale aate hain.
Wife: maro ge to nahi? Hsbnd: nahi to, kya bat hai? Wife: main pregnant hon. Hsbnd: hury!!! its good news, dar q rahi thi? Wife: college k dino main papa ko btaya tha to bohat mar pri thi.
Sexy secretary comes angrily out of Boss cabin.. Staff askd: wht hapend? Secretary: He asked r u free tonight? I said yes, Bastard gave me 60 pages to type.. :) 
Pappu Ka romance Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?” Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad” Pappu: “Kyuu?” Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“
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