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July 27, 2012 Admin 0
Q: Why do pubic hair never grey
and hair on head turn grey?
A: Bcoz uppar dimaag mein tension hi
tension hai, par neeche Mauj hi Mauj!! hotsms
At KBC show AMITHAB: 10 lakh
ka sawal...wht is d color of
wife's pubic hair?

A-Brown B-White C-Black D-Grey?

SARDAR: Can I phone a friend.
MMallikaa: I have been raped
in d dark by a sardar!
Police: How do u know
that he was a sardar?
Malika: COz I had to tell
him what 2 do & how 2 do...
A Judge Charged 5400 bucks fine
to a man, When asked why 5400
judge replied 5000 for the rape
and 8% Entertainment Tax...!!

very very hot sms

July 27, 2012 Admin 0
A man sees on a girls t-shirt it says "handle with care"
Next day he wears a jeans & writes "candle with hair"
Why do girl wear flowered panties?
ANS: Cuz its there way of syaing,
In memory of those who were buried here!
Policeman arresting a call girl
call girl : am not selling sex
Police: then what are u doing?
call girl : I am a saleswoman selling
condoms and offering free demo also.(very very hot sms)
There are 4 ways to love:
Hand in hand.
That in hand.
Hand in that.
That in that
It's now confirmed that
Adam was the first sardar!!
Otherwise who else would sit
next to a naked woman and
chew apples instead of O O!!
call girl left her profession 
and goes 2 a school 4 a job,
Principal: Can U teach zoology/biology/or physiology.
call girl: No, only DALOGY & NIKALOGY
(very very hot sms)
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. :)
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'

The maid smiled and said
I know 'cos the driver always tells me so