Category: Jokes

hilarious jokes

:: hilarious jokes ::

GULAMI ki zanjeero se
swatantrata ki SHAAN achchhi
hajaron rupayon ki naukari se
CHAI KI DUKAN achchhi

-unemployed Engg welfare association
Socha tha har mod pe apko SMS krenge,
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Puri Sadak..
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Sidhi thi mod aya hi nahi...
Boy To God-
Hazaro Ki Kismat
Tere Hath Thi,
Agar Pass Kar Deta
To Kya Bat Thi

God-
ISHQ Thoda Kam Ladate
To Kya Bat Thi,
Kitabe To Beta Saari
Tere Pass thi. 
Dr. to Ash's baby in hospital

Dr:who is ur grandpa.?
Baby: Big B

Dr:.Who is ur Mom.?
Baby: Miss World.

Dr: who is ur father.?
Baby: No idea sir jee..!!
Jailer-
Suna hai tm SHAYAR ho,
Kuch sunao yar...
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Qaidi-
"Gum-e-Ulfat me jo zindgi kati Hmari,
Jis Din zamanat hui zindgi khtam  Tmhari...":D
BEST JOKE
A kid trying hard 2
ring the door bell.
1 old man helped him
Then he asked beta aur kuch?
Kid: Ab bhag buddhe pta nhi kiska ghar h..!