Funny Love sms

October 1, 2011 Admin 0
Mere pyar ko beafai ka inaam de gye.mere dil ko yado ka paigam dn gye.mene kaham mere dil me dard h.,.. To idiot jate jate 'JHANDU BAAM' De gaye
Smile To Old Means Respect
Smile To Child Means Innocenc
Smile To Friend Means Care
Smile In Front Of Mobile Means "Chakkar hai Koi Dost....
Hum apko subha shaam yaad karte hai, raat ko sitaron se tumari hi baat karte hai.. Dekho ab tum sapno me mat anaa, kyunki hum BHOOT se bahuth darte hai..
Aries = Romantic Taurus = Attitude Cancer = Intelligent Capricorn = Smart Gemini = Dashing ......Leo = Caring Libra = Sincere Pieces = Hardworking Sagittarius = Lovely Scorpio = Simple Virgo = Beautiful Aquarius = Cute which one is urs..........?
Zamin pe wo hamara naam likhte hain mitate hain,Zamin pe wo hamara naam likhte hain mitate hain,unka to time pas ho jata hai kambakht mitti me hum mil jate hain
Baith kar unki julfon k saye me, swarg jaisa anand aaya. Wah wah.. Kambakhat uske bhai ne dekh liya, shaam ko hospital me hi hosh aaya.. Wah wah wah...
PYAR itna bi mat karo ki Girl Friend sar pe sawar ho jaye,
hum kehte hain k, PYAR itna karo ki Girl Friend ki FRIEND ko b tumse pyar ho jaye....
Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying, tumse baat karne ko i

keep trying.. Jab tu door jaye i feel like crying, are

itna tension mat le i was just lying.....
Chand ko akele me sharam ati hogi, baat kuch tumhari bhi b

samajh me ati hogi.. Jab b zikr hota hai SMART logon ka,

tume MERI yaad bahut aati hogi....
Ladkiyaa BURKHA pahanti hai chehra chupane k liye..

Ladkiyaa BURKHA pahanti hai chehra chupane k liye.. Do

ankhain khuli rakhti hai ladkon ko pataane k liye…
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, apki khushi se duniya jagmgane lagi.. Dekh k apko har kali gungunane lagi, ab to FEKHTE FEKHTE muje b neend ane lagi....
Padhai karo-fail hone se mat daro.. Ladki chedo-maar khane se mat daro.. Har ladki ko propos karo-inkar se na daro.. Kyunki, GITA me lika hai- Karm kar, Fal ki chinta mat kar....
Maine dil diya tha mohabbat ki nishani samajkar, wo khagai biryani samajkar.. Khoon b na choda zalim ne, wo p gayi usko Chicken Soup samajkar....
Badi aarzoo thi mulaqat ki, khuda ne hamein b ek raat di.. Peekar ludakh gaya yoon khushi k maare, subah jab jaga to hawalat thi.....
dil k zakhan kisi ko dikha na sakoge dil mein jo hai kisi ko bata na sakoge,
karoge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharcha,budhape tak udhari chuka na sakoge.
Kash mohabat me aise mukam aye, tere labon pe b uska naam aye.. Tu umid kare ki tuje milne ayegi Katrina, darwaza khole to tuje darane ABDUL KALAM aye..
Sardar makes shayri:-
Raat bhar Girlfriend ko sms kiya to raat kat gayi, raat bhar Girlfriend ko sms kiya to raat kat gayi.. Wah wah.. Subah uthkar balance dekha to chaddi phatgayi....
Darde dil sehna aasan nahi hota, keemti cheez k har koi kabil nahi hota.. Ye to chor bazar ki meherbani hai warna, aap k pas mobile kahan hota....
Dabbe mein dabba, dabbe mein khargossss... Dabbe mein dabba, dabbe mein khargossss... Ramesss ne aankh maari pusssspa behossss. ...
Bhikhari- 10rs. dedo mobile rechrge karke girlfriend ko call krna hai, Banta- WAH!!
bhikhari ne bi girlfriend banayi h Bhikhri-Naji..girlfriend ne bhikhari banaya hai 
Ek kutte ko murgi se pyar ho gya , Murgi se shadi kar li , Thode time bad Murgi ne Khargosh ko janm diya , Kutta - ye sab ky hai ? Murgi - Ajab prem ki Gajab kahani .

love jokes | funny love sms

September 4, 2011 Admin 0
tchr-1 accha boy girl ko kese purpose karega. boy-wo use apni naav me baithayega aur beech samudar me le ja ke kahega i luv u. haan bol warna mere naav se utar ja.
Sabere sham thari yaad aave hai,
Sari raat manne jagave hai,
karne ko to kar lu tanne call,
Par customer wali chori balance No batave hai.
Dil agar " CPU " Hota To Sabhi Yadon Ko " SAVE " Kar Sakte.. Dimag

Me agar " PRINTER " Hota To Khayallo Ka " PRINT OUT " Nikal Dete..

Dhadkan Me agar " PEN DRIVE " Hoti To Jindagi Ka Back Up Le Lete..

Mann Me Jo "BLUETOOTH" Hota To Baton Ko Transfer Kar Lete.. Aankho

Me Jo "WEBCAM" Hota To Tasviron Ko Receive Kar Sakte.. Kaash..

Jindagi Bhi ek COMPUTER Hoti To Restart Kar Lete
" Heart Touching Story "A boy loved a girl but never proposed herOne

day he decided to tell herAt 1 a.m he typed "I LOVE YOU"And sent

itAfter a few seconds he got a messageHe decided to see it the next

day & sleptNext day he read the message & was shockedIt was written
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Your account balance is insufficient (Rs. 0.10)Message cannot be

delivered" (:
In da mornin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at noon I don’t eat coz I think of u,
in da evenin I don’t eat coz I think of u,
at night I don’t sleep coz I’m hungry.
jab girl friend pas ho to hotel ka bill.
jab door ho mobile ka bill
jab jindgi se door ho tab daru ka bill
esiliye kahta houn bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii logo
na lagao dil na bharna padega bill......
Koi "DOOR" hai to koi "PAAS" hai Ye"WAQT"waqt ki "BAAT"hai

"Hum"DOOR"hain to "KYA"hua? Mobile"PHONE"to hum dono ke paas hai.