Top 10 Funny Love Sms

November 9, 2014 Admin 0
Night was dark . . .
Moon was high . . .
Boy stopped bike . . . .
Girl asked why? . . .
He came close.. . .
She felt shy.. . .
& he said .. . . . . . . . .. . . . .
DHAKKA MAAR Heroine Petrol khatam ho gaya hai.......top 10 funny love sms
उनकी गलीसे गुजरा तो चौबारा नजर आया! वा! वा! वा! . . .
उनकी गलीसे गुजरा तो चौबारा नजर आया, . . . . . . . . .
उसकी माँ ने देखा तो बोली, . . . . . . . .
हात पाँव तोड दुंगी,जो दुबारा यहाँ नजर आया!
हीर रो-रो कर रांझे से कह रही है;
हीर रो-रो कर रांझे से कह रही है;
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हाथ छोड़ कमीने मेरी नाक बह रही है। 
Boys use the word 'friendship' to start love,
But girls use the word 'friendship' to end love.
Let's be friends! top 10 funny love sms
Girl: Are you an MBA?
Boy: No, 10th fail... here's my Audi.
Girl: Of course, who did well in life by studying? 
Boy: If you keep looking at me like that I'm going to kiss you.
Girl: Well, hurry up, I can't hold this expression much longer! 
Love aur arrange marriage me kya faraq hai
love marriage me aap apni girlfriend se shadi karte hai
aur arrange marriage me kisi aur ki GF se.....
Nurse ne baby ko santa ke haath mein diya.
Woh kushi se chillaya-
Beta....hua! beta....hua
Nurse chillai- Abbe andhe ki aulad LADKI hui hai!
Meri ungli ko chhod......! 
मुझे एक लड़की का Facebook पर msgs आया... और
बोली:
"अपनी फ़ोटो Facebook प्रोफाइल पर मत डाला करो..." मैंने पुछा: "क्यों...??? वो बोली: . . . "लिपस्टिक से मेरा SmartPhone गन्दा हो जाता है..."
शादी के लिए 36 गुण मिलाने पड़ते हैं
फिर भी इतना प्रेम नहीं होता लेकिन
मित्रता में अगर कोई दो 'अवगुण'
रजनीगंधा और तुलसी मिल गए तो
कुछ घंटो में अटूट प्रेम हो जाता है 

Funny Love Sms for Girlfriend in English

November 8, 2014 Admin 0
Boy: You're like a drug to me.
Girl: You mean I'm addictive?
Boy: Don't be stupid! I mean I can tolerate you only in small doses. 
Girl: How do you spell love?
Boy: You don't spell it. You feel it. 
Conversation on Whatsapp:
Boy: Call me Shona
Girl: My Shona...
Boy: Call me Sweetheart
Girl: Sweetheart...
Boy: Call me Honey..
Girl: Honey...
Boy: You stupid, give me a call on my phone!
Girl: Oh Ok Ok! ......funny love sms for girlfriend in english
Girl to Astrologer: I have 2 boy friends. Whom will I get married to? Who's the lucky guy?
Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you. 1st one is the lucky guy. 
Guns don't kill people. Dads with good looking daughters do. 
Boy: Hey, do you have a pen?
Girl: Yeah, here.
Boy: Uh. It's out of ink.
Girl: No it's not.
Boy: Don't believe me? Go on, write your number! 
A boy sends a text message to his girlfriend, "You're marrying me because you love me and not my money, Right?"
Girlfriend: ¥ € $ ..........funny love sms for girlfriend in english
The typing speed of your boyfriend/girlfriend determines whether they're having multiple affairs or not! 
In India:
When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl! 
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him ''Loafer''.
But if a gal gives a letter to a boy, they call it ''Offer''.
Feel the difference. 
Boy: How are you?
Girl : Hi! Do I know you?
Boy: I am RICH.
Girl: Hi! I am Jessica. Nice to meet you. What is your name?
Boy: Rich is my name.
Girl: Sorry, I don't talk to boys! ........funny love sms for girlfriend in english