Boy: You're like a drug to me.
Girl: You mean I'm addictive?
Boy: Don't be stupid! I mean I can tolerate you only in small doses.
Girl: How do you spell love?
Boy: You don't spell it. You feel it.
Conversation on Whatsapp:
Boy: Call me Shona
Girl: My Shona...
Boy: Call me Sweetheart
Boy: Call me Honey..
Boy: You stupid, give me a call on my phone!
Girl: Oh Ok Ok! ......funny love sms for girlfriend in english
Girl to Astrologer: I have 2 boy friends. Whom will I get married to? Who's the lucky guy?
Astrologer: 2nd one will marry you. 1st one is the lucky guy.
Guns don't kill people. Dads with good looking daughters do.
Boy: Hey, do you have a pen?
Girl: Yeah, here.
Boy: Uh. It's out of ink.
Girl: No it's not.
Boy: Don't believe me? Go on, write your number!
A boy sends a text message to his girlfriend, "You're marrying me because you love me and not my money, Right?"
Girlfriend: ¥ € $ ..........funny love sms for girlfriend in english
The typing speed of your boyfriend/girlfriend determines whether they're having multiple affairs or not!
When a girl loves a boy, no one knows except the girl.
And when a boy loves a girl, every one knows except the girl!
If a boy gives a love letter to a girl, people call him ''Loafer''.
But if a gal gives a letter to a boy, they call it ''Offer''.
Feel the difference.
Boy: How are you?
Girl : Hi! Do I know you?
Boy: I am RICH.
Girl: Hi! I am Jessica. Nice to meet you. What is your name?
Boy: Rich is my name.
Girl: Sorry, I don't talk to boys! ........funny love sms for girlfriend in english